God, Now I have to explain it, Huh?
Don't you people get it? It's a JOKE. It isn't supposed to be a game. It is meant to make you feel better. It's called "DUCK SIM 2008". What do you people expect? Lay and egg and just die? It's kind of obvious it was supposed to be something. You know it was funny too. The intro music was hilarious and makes you think that the game does everything in the would you like, However, When you get in game, It is just elevator music with a duck eating seaweed. What ISN'T to be loved about that? It's the best Non-Game-Movie-game ever.